dan allen | comedian, poet, and scientific philosopher |

December 19, 2005

Check out this gay photo of me and my girlfriend

Check out this article in the Village Voice written by Rachel Kramer Bussel discussing sex at your parent's house during the holidays.

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My friend and comedian Anthony DeVito disagrees about the photo being "gay". He feels we look like a pair of psychics.

1 Comments:

beeutifull picther of the youse guys, knot bad 4 trailor trash!!! gotta go, the shrimps arunnin. luv mom

By Anonymous, at 12/21/2005 09:23:00 AM

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a principal philosophy and system of religion of Astoria, Queens based upon the teachings of a guy named Danocrates Allenopolos in the 21st century.

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