dan allen | comedian, poet, and scientific philosopher |

April 18, 2005

Flock of Mullets

My old country, Christian boy band from Robert E. Lee High School in San Antonio, TX. Unfortunately, the band broke up in the late 80s, because I couldn't handle the rock and roll lifestyle. I decided to join the Air Force and drive forklifts. The drummer, Nathan, continues to live in Texas and is in school to become a doctor. The keyboardist, Chris, is a quality control representative for Budweiser and currently resides in Daytona Beach, FL.

Please feel free to leave a comment. This picture should make you feel better about yourself. Enjoy!

7 Comments:

I can't believe this is the first comment on this pic. Words cannot express how much courage it took for you to post it.

By andy, at 11/13/2004 01:35:00 PM
This is the most awesome picture EVER! Thank you for making my day, Dan!

By Kambri, at 1/14/2005 10:48:00 AM
Sweet christ, this is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Now I can die a happpy man.

By Finny, at 1/14/2005 02:55:00 PM
I didn't know people actually looked like that.

By Anonymous, at 1/28/2005 08:35:00 PM
That's great!!! I knew three brothers in S.A. who looked just...like... hmmmm. Remember James, Ian, and rolled-up jeans pushed halfway up your calves?

By The Los, at 2/10/2005 05:57:00 PM
Wow, good things really do come in threes. Truly fantabulous.

By debbie, at 3/05/2005 10:44:00 AM
What an inspiration! Running, not walking to my hairdresser's right now!

By Anonymous, at 10/12/2005 10:34:00 PM

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