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January 21, 2005

Ode to a Chicken Bouillon (in Southern)

I am a chickin buillun
Squar
Unmovin'
A flavored croton
Wrappt in tin foil
Sealt in a jar
Soup potental
Some people are minestrong
Some people are chowda
I am broth to be
Give me wata and set me free

Translated into Southern by Tina

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