dan allen | comedian, poet, and scientific philosopher |

January 28, 2005

Ode to a Chicken Bouillon (in Serbian)

Ja sam pileći bujon
Kockast
Nepokretan
Začinjeni dvopek
Uvijen u staniol
Zatvoren u tegli
Potencijalna supa
Neki ljudi su minestrone
Neki ljudi su čorba od plodova mora
Ja sam buduća čorba
Daj mi vode i oslobodi me

Translated to Serbian by Dubravka Strbac

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